Dear Oakland Raider Fan

Dear Oakland Raider Fan,
Obviously you don't realize what an embarrassment you actually are. While you walked and strutted around Reliant Stadium everybody was laughing at you.

I'm not talking about the fans that showed up in Raider black to cheer their team. Those fans were pretty cool and I admire anyone who shows up to cheer their favorite team. It's part of the NFL experience.

I'm talking about the Raider fans that strut like they just won the Super Bowl and dress like it's Halloween every Sunday.

For starters, you aren't a street gang. Throwing up signs to each other as you pass other Raider fans is lame.

You are not in the military so why do you salute each other? You can't possibly be imitating the hated Denver Broncos and the Mile High Salute.

You are not on the field so fist bumps aren't necessary when you pass each other in the concourse.

You are not a motorcycle gang so you don't have to WALK two side by side in a line.

When the score is 29-6, you don't have to yell at the Texans fans that "they aren't shit...you're nobody."

When Texans fans reply to your smack talk, replying the following repeatedly isn't considered a witty reply: "I'm getting the last word. I'm getting the last word. I'm getting the last word."

In fact that reply is a two year old's...oh wait I'm talking about Raider fan.

After the game as everyone is headed to the parking lots, every Raider fan that passed another said,"We still got it." If by "still got it" you mean you still suck then congratulations. At least you can acknowledge to each other how bad your team is. If you are referring to the mythical Raider Mystique then I remind you of the the unofficial team motto: Commitment to Excrement.

And to all those pretend Raider fans that try to look tough, old ladies that sit in the Black Hole would kick your ass and make you cry.

Sincerely,

Houston Texans fans...as we point to the scoreboard one last time...29-6